Friday, July 04, 2008

Sentences You Definitely Don't Want to Hear Today!

1. We need to talk...

2. The boss wants to see you now.

3. I've had a bit of an accident.

4. Can I borrow your credit card?

5. There's a leak (upstairs/in the bathroom etc).

6. Did you remember my birthday?

7. I've got something to tell you.

8. You know that (tenner/car/lawnmower etc) that you lent me?

9. You haven't forgotten we're going out tonight?

10. Now I know it looks bad, but...